i watched about 9 eps of masterchef ,.... right now

i watched about 9 eps of masterchef ,… right now iam considering subscribing with my signature dish “boiled rice , with extra salt and pepper , stuffed with grilled onions “again with extra seasoning ” , all mixed “HARD” with extra sugary chocolates and cinnamon ginger soup ” and a side dish of ” tomato stuffed with strawberry jam , and layers of extra saulty cheese rolled with “again jam ” on a burned toast

(oh the memories of living alone and cooking for myself , i remember some exorcists asked for that recipe of mine saying its very effective )