finished blink .. and automatically dived into WORK RULES /////

i was laughing so hard walking down the street when i listened to this section that i had to hide in a stairwell to control myself

finished blink .. and automatically dived into WORK RULES ///// i was laughing so hard walking down the street when i listened to this section that i had to hide in a stairwell to control myself ” When Jeff has an ergonomic evaluation, it is for the protection of his keyboard. Jeff Dean can beat you at connect four. In three moves. Jefff Dean invented BigTable because his resume was too big to fit anywhere else. Jeff Dean took the bite out of Apple’s logo. Chuck Norris can kill you. Jeff Dean can kill -9 you. Jeff Dean can parse HTML with a regular expression…correctly. When Jeff has trouble sleeping, he Mapreduces sheep. When Jeff Dean fires up the profiler, loops unroll themselves in fear. When your code has undefined behavior, you get a seg fault and corrupted data. When Jeff Dean’s code has undefined behavior, a unicorn rides in on a rainbow and gives everybody free ice cream.”